if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
Roll of inches though
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
- crush: so who's your crush
- me: *soulja boy voice* YOOOUUUUUUU